Archive for November, 2009

Stuff To Do – November

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I am SO playing catchup this month, it’s unreal.   I have deferred work on the mosaic until I have time to really do it (maybe over the holidays, or the next time my M-I-L is in town to take care of babies).  Other crap that needs doing:

  • Last (absolute last) round of query letters that MUST go out before the end of the month (fail).
  • Schedule the last remaining four items for warranty review (accomplished).
  • Get second bookcase put together for living room (accomplished).
  • Sweep garage (deferred to next weekend).
  • Lubricate drive for garage door opener (deferred to next weekend).
  • Schlep to East Rutherford to pick up tile (accomplished).

New for this month:

  • Change oil in car (accomplished as a result of $1800 repair bill on bad cam sensor, I don’t want to talk about it).
  • Change oil in lawnmower (deferred to next weekend).
  • Check and see if snowblower will start (deferred to next weekend).
  • Schlep to Crate and Barrel to get table for living room (accomplished).
  • Get baskets for bookcases to keep babies from getting into the wires (accomplished).
  • Get fireplace screen to keep babies out of fire (accomplished)
  • Get papers into new safe deposit box (accomplished).
  • Change furnace filters upstairs and downstairs (fail).
  • Clean rust off smoker and re-paint (accomplished).
  • Get Christmas stuff out of basement (accomplished).
  • Get bouncy seat down to basement (accomplished).
  • Move home theater wiring to new bookcase (accomplished).
  • Secure fireplace screen (accomplished).

Veteran’s Day

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I still don’t know why I did it.  I had the day off and I was going to go up to East Rutherford to pick up some tile.  We’d gotten part of our backsplash in our kitchen tiled, but not the rest of it, and the only way to get a match was to go up to the one place that had it, and you don’t care anyway, but that’s where I was going.  I had lunch at the Chinese buffet in Hillsborough, which was bad enough already, and has now gone downhill enough that I won’t be going back.  I left the restaurant and decided to stop by the house for a minute before I left.

So I was driving southbound on 206, which is the main drag through Hillsborough, and there was this guy.  In his eighties, was my guess, and he was hitchhiking.  He was on the side of the road, over by the Bottle King, and he had his thumb out.  I hadn’t seen that in, well, I guess, forever.  People don’t hitchhike like that, or they haven’t in my lifetime.  I was surprised more than anything else, and I guess maybe that’s why I stopped.

I knew it was a stupid thing to do.  Idiotic, even.  There was a guy – I hope I am remembering this right – in my church when I was a teenager who picked up a hitchhiker and got shot for his trouble.  He wouldn’t have done it except that he knew the hitchhiker; he’d been a student of his or something.  But he still got shot (although not fatally).  It is not something I would ever do, which makes me wonder why I did it.

He said he was going to the big development just south of ours; it was out of my way but not so far that it made much of a difference.  He got in, put the plus-size bottle of wine he was carrying on the floorboard, buckled his seatbelt, and we were off.  He told me the wine was for a recipe he was working on.  I didn’t believe him.

I didn’t want to talk to him.  Not that I didn’t want to be sociable or anything, but I didn’t want him to know who I was.  I didn’t want to get involved.  That can happen, especially if you have the kind of job I have, where you end up getting involved.  I was willing to give him a ride but not to compound that mistake with anything else.

I don’t know where it was, but one of the businesses on 206 had their flag at half-staff, and he wondered why.  “Probably for Fort Hood,” I said.

“Is today Veteran’s Day?” he asked.

“Yeah.”

And then he started telling me how he’d lied about his age to go into the Navy, how they’d bombarded Japan at the end of the war, and how he’d cruised all around the world.  “The admiral, you see, wanted to visit all these countries, and the ship goes where the admiral wants it to go, see?”

We pulled into his development and I dropped him off in front of his apartment.  He thanked me, and explained – for no particular reason – that he was a vodka drinker, but switched to wine when his stomach went bad.  I drove off and went home, ran the last little errand I needed to, and headed to East Rutherford for my tile.

I tell this story for three reasons.  First, don’t pick up hitchhikers.  Second, I don’t know if what this guy was saying was true, but if it was, well, God bless him for his service, and all those who have served honorably and well.  Third, I am not trying to say here that giving a veteran (if that’s what he was) a ride home from the liquor store is any way to commemmorate Veteran’s Day, but that’s what I did.  I don’t feel that great about it, but it was more than what a lot of people do.

Less Poetry, More Democracy

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Thomas L. Friedman, in the New York Times today:

More and more lately, I find people asking me: What do you think President Obama really believes about this or that issue? I find that odd. How is it that a president who has taken on so many big issues, with very specific policies — and has even been awarded a Nobel Prize for all the hopes he has kindled — still has so many people asking what he really believes?

Well, it’s not that difficult to understand.  A big portion of what Obama says is (everyone recognizes this) fluffy rhetoric or windbag puffery.  Part of what he says is soft-soap, stuff he thinks his audience wants to hear – the line about health care reform not adding a dime to the deficit, for example.  (Anyone who ever heard Bob Dole trying to talk like a conservative is familiar with this.)  And part of what he says, of course, is what he wants to do and how he wants to do it.  But it’s difficult – certainly Friedman struggles with this – to pull out what you would call a consistent philosophy.  (This is why some liberals think Obama is a squish and why some conservatives think he’s a neo-Bolshevik.)

I don’t think that President Obama has a communications problem, per se. He has given many speeches and interviews broadly explaining his policies and justifying their necessity. Rather, he has a “narrative” problem.

Obama has more of a “content” problem than a “narrative” problem, if you ask me.  (What Friedman is trying to do is present the old “framing” argument – liberal ideas are better than conservative ideas but less well presented; if they were presented better, more people might agree with them.)

He has not tied all his programs into a single narrative that shows the links between his health care, banking, economic, climate, energy, education and foreign policies.

This is untrue.  Obama has done this, but the narrative is “it’s all George W. Bush’s fault, you can’t blame me.”  Having said that, I would like to hear how Obama’s banking policy (what do you mean, you’re spending bailout money on staff bonuses?) with his Iran policy (can I get you anything, Revered Mullah?  Coffee?  A nice muffin?).  But that’s me.

Such a narrative would enable each issue and each constituency to reinforce the other and evoke the kind of popular excitement that got him elected.

It would?  How?  I don’t see anything what will bring back that level of popularity, short of Obama doing something awesome like rescuing a kitten or capturing bin Laden or developing an effective spam filter.

Without it, though, the president’s eloquence, his unique ability to inspire people to get out of their seats and work for him, has been muted or lost in a thicket of technocratic details. His daring but discrete policies are starting to feel like a work plan that we have to slog through, and endlessly compromise over, just to finish for finishing’s sake — not because they are all building blocks of a great national project.

Keep in mind here, what Friedman (a self-confessed neo-authoritarian) is basically complaining about here is the democratic process itself.  What he is basically saying here is that if Obama were to tie health care (which is what’s bogged down into the thicket) into some big “national greatness” narrative, suddenly the scales would fall from the eyes of the Capitol Hill dealmakers.  Oh!  My God!  This health care bill is…. a building block of a great national project!  Of course, I will drop my opposition to it!  Let us pass this far-reaching vision into law immediately!  What was I thinking, calling for a trigger before the public option could be implemented?  Let’s get this sucker into conference committee and come out tomorrow with a Canadian-style system, because such a thing is necessary for the Great National Project to move forward.  Yeah, right, as if.

And let’s not forget – the slogging and endless compromise is due, largely, to Democratic opposition to the more extreme elements of the various Congressional plans.  And let’s also not forget that Obama has offered no plans – zero, none, nada – to Congress as it works to put this, the most important building block in the liberal Ziggurat of Awesomeness, in place.  (And you show me one “daring” Obama policy.  One.)

What is that project? What is that narrative? Quite simply it is nation-building at home. It is nation-building in America.

This is ludicrous.  This is a base of sweet, creamy idiocy topped off with a dark, thick topping of stupidity, covered with a white, fluffy layer of dumb, with a round, red candied ball of ridiculousness on top.  America isn’t Germany 1946 or Somalia 1993 or Afghanistan 2002 or Haiti whenever.  It’s America, and the idea that America needs the kind of nation-building that destroyed or badly-damaged states have needed from time to time is simply too thick-headed for words.  (If Friedman were talking about Detroit or New Orleans or the St. Louis Rams, he might – might – have a point, but the woes of individual cities are not the stuff of nation-building.)

I’ve always believed that Mr. Obama was elected because a majority of Americans fear that we’re becoming a declining great power.

Mr. Obama was elected because of superior GOTV, a unified party behind him, a deeply unpopular incumbent, a flailing McCain/Palin campaign, and a financial crisis of historic proportions, not because people agree with Tom Friedman.

Everything from our schools to our energy and transportation systems are falling apart and in need of reinvention and reinvigoration.

Really?  Is this so?

  • Schools:  If schools aren’t better than what they were during the “Why Johnny Can’t Read” 70′s, despite billions of dollars pumped into them, despite every technological advance there is, despite serious upgrades in teacher pay, I don’t know what sort of reinvention or reintegration you could do.
  • Energy:  I grew up in the oil crisis.  Tell me energy isn’t in better shape now than it was then.  Tell me.
  • Transportation:  You want to tell me how much money we’ve put into repairing roads and bridges and all that over the years?  Where did all that money go?  And what, specifically, is needed to “reinvent” transportation?  More light rail?  The Segway?

And what people want most from Washington today is nation-building at home.

What people want most from Washington is a big chunk of bailout money that they don’t have to pay back.  Tell me I’m wrong.

Many people, including conservatives, voted for Barack Obama because in their hearts they felt he could pull us all together for that project better than any other candidate. Many are what I’d call “Warren Buffett centrists.” They are not billionaires, but they are people who believe in Mr. Buffett’s saying that whatever he achieved in life was due primarily to the fact that he was born in this country — America — at this time, with all of its advantages and opportunities.

I believe that. And I believe that without a strong America — which, at its best, can deliver more goods and goodness to its own citizens and to the world than any other nation — our kids and many others around the world will not have those opportunities.

Wait a second.  Is Friedman here saying that Barack Obama was the candidate for a strong America?  Because it doesn’t look that way to me.  Obama was the candidate for weak America – sycophantic with Euro elites, submissive to the Iranians and North Koreans.  Obama is the candidate of the apology tour.  Friedman is right when he says that Obama is about delivering the “goods and goodness” – the goodies, but what else is he about?

I am convinced that this kind of nation-building at home is exactly what Mr. Obama is trying to deliver, and should be his unifying call: We need universal health care because it would strengthen our social fabric and enable our businesses to better compete globally. We need to upgrade our schools because no child in 21st-century America should be left behind and because we cannot compete for the best new jobs without doing so. We need a greener economy, not just to mitigate climate change, but because a world growing from 6.7 billion people to 9.2 billion by 2050 is going to demand more and more clean energy and water, and the country that develops the most clean technologies is going to have the most energy security, national security, economic security, innovative companies and global respect.

Here you get into policy differences, of course, but I am uncomfortable with all the “need” language.  I am uncomfortable with the politics of diktats – we must spend X billion dollars on schools because we need to compete with Y over Z. 

But to deliver this agenda requires a motivated public and a spirit of shared sacrifice.

That is to say, high taxes.

That’s where narrative becomes vital.

To explain to people, this is why I am raising your taxes.

People have to have a gut feel for why this nation-building project, with all its varied strands, is so important — why it’s worth the sacrifice. One of the reasons that independents and conservatives who voted for Mr. Obama have been so easily swayed against him by Fox News and people labeling him a “socialist” is because he has not given voice to the truly patriotic nation-building endeavor in which he is engaged.

Or it’s because he’s a socialist.  You never know.  (Hey, Friedman said he didn’t know what Obama believes, and considering he’s already nationalized the auto industry and would like to nationalize a big part of health care, “socialist” isn’t that unreasonable of an epithet.)